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We have a demure president. Demure she seeks cover, demure she’s under fire.

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The secret of her perpetual youth? She lies about her age.

The secret of her perpetual power? She lies about everything else.

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One dictionary meaning of arroyo is a creek, but the practical definition is a crook.

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Remember the fertilizer scam? According to a Commission on Audit report, even the dead got fertilizers.

Must be Miracle-Glo.

Vice President Noli De Castro declared recently that he was “prepared, not preparing,” to take over the presidency in the event of President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's resignation or ouster.

For a long time, he’s been projecting the image that he is above the squabbles. His message is loud and clear: Do what you want but leave the Vice to his own device. Noli Me Tangere.

He’s just a heartbeat away from the presidency, but he’s always astray when it comes to the issues of the day. If you… Continue

Inquirer headline: Military, police top brass show ‘unity march’ for Arroyo.

Unity march? But the military is not monolithic.

Why? Because we have crack troops.

Inquirer headline: DOJ chief nixes anti-Arroyo rally at Ayala.

Justice Secretary Raul Gonzalez downplayed demands for Arroyo's ouster as nothing new: “That has been said a thousand times. I don't think we should take that seriously.”

As for government employees who participate, he pointed out that their participation will fall under the right to peaceably assemble, but that “there are sedition laws.”

Beware the man. He can knife you in the back and then have you arrested for carrying conceale… Continue

Inquirer headline: Makati Business Club slams Bunye over threat.

MBC chair Ramon Del Rosario Jr. says “Bunye dishes out nothing but garbage day in and day out (and) he has lost the ability to recognize the truth.”

Del Rosario is, of course, referring to Press Secretary and Presidential Spokesperson Ignacio Bunye.

Talking about Toting, he is elegantly-dressed and cuts a decent figure, but he reminds me so much of Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, not Terminator, but True Lies.

That's P… Continue